Nickname: Nothing printable – the players call me lots of things when they are running up and down hills!
Date of birth: 5th June 1968.
Birthplace: [I always forget one question per profile].
Occupation: Prison warden.
Marital status: Married with two children, Dale (12) and Mata (8).
Previous clubs: Lydd Town Reserves, St Margarets, the Richmond Tavern [all as a player].
How did you get roped into Hythe: Through Andy Morris – I was headhunted! 
Are you enjoying it: No, I hate footballers.
Favourite team other than Hythe: Liverpool.
Favourite ground other than Reachfields: Greenwich Borough, for the pitch.
Least favourite ground: Erith Town – because it rained into the dugout.
Favourite music: Ballroom.
Favourite film: The Goodfellas.
Favourite holiday destination: France.
Favourite sport other than football: Cricket, but just watching.
Most embarrassing moment in football: Being subbed for the Richmond Tavern.
Describe yourself in up to five words: Short, fat, bald, squat, Adonis
Hardest worker in training: Ian Hayes.
The player who needs the most ‘persuasion’ in training: Buster.
Do any of them give you particular grief?: None of them is man enough [although Darren Walmsley was having a fairly good try from the next door balcony during the course of this ‘interview’ – ed].
Favourite Hythe player: None of them.
Who is the most famous person you’ve met: Kevin Keegan.
Tell us something about yourself that we don’t know: I grow show vegetables [and had come last that day with a carrot, which rather put the Dover victory into context!].