Position: Striker
Appearances 07/08: 31
Goals: 33

Nickname: Buster.
Birthplace: Margate.
Occupation: Teacher.
Favourite team other than Hythe: Newcastle United [when a young lad he was given a Newcastle shirt by some Geordies on holiday, or that’s his excuse, anyway].
Previous clubs: Dover, Sittingbourne, Chatham.
Favourite food: Curry.
Favourite drink: Pernot - I’m bound to get some ribbing for that.
Favourite music: Everything, especially Elvis.
Favourite TV show: Life on Mars.
Favourite film: Snatch.
What was the last book you read: The Da Vinci Code.
Best moment in football: Winning everything going with Dover Under-18s.
Favourite Kent ground: Reachfields.
Least favourite ground: Tunbridge Wells.
Hythe player most likely to lose his rag: Scott Porter. Can I also nominate biggest moaner? Dale Skelton, without a doubt.
Worst dressed Hythe player: Can I do ‘worst haircut’ - Barry Crawford (with Braveheart).
When did Fisky last have a go at you?: Not yet, he doesn’t need to.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?: Alan Shearer and Kevin Keegan on the same day, when Newcastle beat Man U 5.0.
Ambition in football: To win the Kent League with Hythe this season.