Position: Defender
Appearances 07/08: 1 (2)
Goals: -

Nickname: Daz - okay, so I know it isn’t very imaginative.
Birthplace: Aldershot.
Date of birth: [This question was requested by Pam Fisk. After considerable debate and 
dubious claims, the questioners finally agreed to accept 23rd March 1975]
Occupation: Um... I’m a sales rep for Sony.
So selling electronic devices? TVs and stuff. 
Oh yes, that big screen in the bar that never worked properly was one of yours.
Favourite team other than Hythe: Liverpool.
Born in Aldershot, supports Liverpool, yes, that follows. 
Previous clubs?: How long have you got? Tunbridge Wells. The mighty Hamstreet. Margate, Tonbridge Angels.
Favourite food: Egg and cress sandwiches.
Favourite drink: Lager.
Favourite music: Anything but Drum and Bass. 
Favourite TV show: Friends [This brought derision from the growing audience, including Pam Fisk’s observation that it was because he hadn’t got any].
Best moment in football: Being captain of Hythe.
What do you do in training?: Stuff. [‘Technical stuff’ according to Andy Morris, who had also joined the throng]
Wide technical stuff, like crosses? Yes, but I’m rubbish in training as well.
Favourite Hythe player: Roy Godden.
Hythe player most likely to lose his rag: Roy Guiver.
Worst dressed Hythe player: Me.
Has the boss ever given you a ticking off?: Yes, all I ever hear from the touchline is ****ing hell Darren!
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?: Derren Brown [a 
hypnotist, apparently] and Madonna.