Nickname: DJ.

Date of birth: 6/2/75.

Birthplace: Dover.

Occupation: Actuarial statistician at Saga.

Marital status: Happily engaged.Previous clubs: Saga, as manager.

Playing career: None, too long ago to mention. I was a centre-back or right-back.

How did you get roped into Hythe: Fisky asked me. 

How would describe your management style: Patient.

Jon Sparks said in his profile that Stuart Daffin always ends up laughing if you try to give the team a rollicking: Daff laughs at everything. Someone breaking wind is enough to set him off.

How did you get involved management: It was a breakaway side from Saga, initially playing as Enbrook, after a new manager came in and ignored the existing players. We played Saga pre-season in our first match and won, 3.0. Five years later, now playing under the Saga name, we were in the Kent County League.

Any reserve team players we should look out for: All of them.

Favourite team other than Hythe: Ipswich.

Favourite ground other than Reachfields: Crabble.

Least favourite ground: Tunbridge Wells – there were cockroaches in the changing room.

Favourite music: 1970s.

Favourite film: Saturday Night Fever.

Favourite holiday resort: Minehead.

Favourite drink: Lager.

Favourite sport other than football: Horse racing.

Describe yourself in up to five words: Patient, patient, patient, stupid, patient.

Most embarrassing moment in football: Like with Sparksy, it involved Sam Marsh’s mother.

Who is the most famous person you’ve met: Bobby Robson.

Tell us something about yourself that we don’t know: No.