Nickname: None – just Marshy.

Date of birth: 27/11/86.

Occupation: Insurance sales at Saga.

Marital status: Swinger - it’s true.

Last CD bought: Shania Twain – my one and only CD, it’s all downloads now. I like Razorlight, The Twang.

Favourite holiday resort: ‘S**galoof’.

Favourite TV pundit: None – they all do my head in.

Favourite sport other than football: Does snooker count?

The best footballer you have played against: My old man – quick off the mark and two-footed.

Favourite Kent ground other than Reachfields: Reachfields (I forgot he wasn’t allowed this answer – ed).

Best trainer at the club: Scott Porter.

Worst trainer at the club: Andy Mo (who had just given Sam some stick - ed).

Team joker: Scott Porter.

Most embarrassing moment in football: Scoring an own-goal on my Kent League debut.

How many times did it take to pass your driving test: I can’t drive. I rely on my mum.

Describe yourself in five words: ‘Tall, dark, handsome, talented, charismatic’.

Describe Scott Porter in three words: An absolute genius.

Tell us something about yourself that we don’t know: I love Debs.